RITZ CRACKERS. I ate some Ritz crackers today! I only eat them once a month because usually I can only afford the cheap, Winco-brand crackers. But today, I thought, "What the heck." Now, I'm feelin' preeeeetty stupid!
THE BUFFALO BILLS. The Bills play one game in Toronto every year; that game is usually a scorcher! But there's rumors that the team will move there. That's fine by me, as long as they're still called the Buffalo Bills. If not, they should still get to play in Buffalo, but as the Toronto Bills.
CHRISTMAS MUSIC. Music is like food for my soul; but Christmas music, it's like meth for my soul, because it replaces food altogether, and it doesn't cost as much. I was going to buy some Christmas music from Itunes to put on my personal computer, but again; short on money. If anyone has a Christmas CD they want to lend me, I'd be grateful. If you don't live near me, send it to: PO Box 100, The Post Office Downtown, Boise, ID, 83706.
INSURANCE. Earlier I complained about how much I hate insurance because think of how many crackers I could buy if I didn't have to pay thousands of dollars of insurance on my stupid piece-of-crap car! But you know what the WORST thing about insurance is? The commercials. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED!!!!
BERNARD SZAJNER. You know, looking back on that post, I feel like I have far more important topics to write about. I think I might delete it and replace it with a post about Szajner's fellow musician Jon Bon Jovi. he was in the club seats at that Patriots game yesterday. Veeeeeery important man.
THE UNDERGROUND. I've basically concluded that this doesn't exist, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to sleep on strangers' couches when I next vacation. You've just got to know how to talk your way into things. Not that I know how, but I found this book at the bookstore that teaches you how to do it. If I could save up enough money to buy it, I would, but I was planning on using that money for my vacation... Damn!
BOISE. About the pronunciation of Boise: It's commonly pronounced "Boy-zee" by outsiders, but residents insist it's pronounced "Boy-see". But technically, it's called "Boise City". You can even look it up on Wikipedia! (While I was there looking for proof that it's Boise City, I found out George Kennedy is from Boise. That's bad-a!)
THE HUNGER GAME. I just heard they're thinking of making a movie out of this. If it's not too late, they should have Miley Cyrus play the main character! She has many accolades as a musician, but she is truly underrated as an actress. If anyone should know, it's somebody who watches a lot of TV.
LEFT TURNS. I realized the other day that sometimes left turns are necessary to get to specific destinations. Not very frequently, though. And those intersections where they are necessary could easily be modified.
CHINESE. I watched a kung fu movie the other day and I couldn't tell a word that they were saying! It was dubbed in English, but I digress...
GEODUCKS. I only had one geoduck left when I wrote this post, and we lost it over a fence that very day. Need to get another one!
GUN CONTROL. I found a hilarious cartoon about control! It really proves my point about how controlling the number of guns is a good thing. The first panel shows a regular, hard-working thief just trying to do what he do's. The second panel shows the nightmare dystopian scenario in which EVERYBODY AND THEIR MOTHER (not pictured) has a gun. Keep up the good work, "mickelstien"! and nice artwork!
MAYOR. How much does the mayor get paid? I hope it's more than 7.50 an hour. That's just not cuttin' it right now. I wish I could start next week.
GUITAR. Did you know that the guitar was used as a subject for Pablo Picasso's really famous 1910 painting "The Guitar Player"? It might be hard to tell by looking at the painting, but I could tell easily. When you've taken 16 years of guitar lessons, you just start seeing them everywhere. That's how I happen to know that almost all of Picasso's paintings are pictures of guitars.
MESSAGES. That's my favorite post I've written so far. I love replying to my fans! They say some of the darndest things. Expect a sequel to that post, and soon.
TOPICS. I've run out of steam. I don't know what to type anymore. It's no wonder, because so far, people, your donations to my site just aren't cutting it. If you want me to be able to keep this thing running, just put a 20 dollar bill in an envelope and send it to me; address can be found above.
(P.S. I got the links to each of my posts mixed up. If you want the correct link to the post, just count how many paragraphs down the post in question is, then go to the bottom and count the same amount of posts up. Or vice versa. Then you should be able to find the correct link.)
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