TRUST

You shouldn't trust anybody. You trust somebody, and then they turn on you, and that leads to blame. Who do you blame? You should blame yourself, for trusting them. You have to realize that whenever you're involved with people in any way, once something goes wrong, it's YOUR fault.

The trick is to keep away from people, no matter what. It doesn't matter which people they are. And no matter how trustworthy they seem, they'll always turn on you. And that's where trust in yourself comes in: Don't trust yourself either. You'll just get overconfident, and you'll probably go near people again.

Stay in your home with the door locked. That way untrustworthy people can not enter your house. If possible, lock yourself to an object in your home so that you won't be tempted to leave.

As for food, you can go out every once in a while if it means buying food. But I'd recommend never going out to eat, as it widens the variety of people who you will mingle with; and thus, who can betray you. Buy groceries late at night, and in bulk. It's the "safe way" to go. (Get it? Safeway!)

Don't involve yourself with anything that involves people. That means all art: Books, movies, music, and MOST OF ALL the internet! If you go near these things, people will just say bad things to you.

Don't think too much, either. You might betray yourself. You might think bad things that make you turn evil and do bad things to yourself. Never think.

The real key is to just to just watch the input screen on your TV, or to stare at your computer's desktop background (which is completely black, and with NO icons). These are the only ways to ensure that you live a long and healthy life.

If you don't follow all of this advice, somebody could kill you. You may not think it happens that often, but I've done it plenty of times!

You'll just have to "trust" me on this.